Jennifer vs. Angelina. Forget about Brad Pitt--it's the belly vs. the breasts to determine who can generate the most publicity, Jennifer Aniston's supposed pregnancy or Angelina Jolie's mastectomy.
Right now, Jennifer's winning. If she wears anything other than skin-tight, she's supposedly proved the tabloids right.
Now that Lindsay Lohan is locked away for a couple of months, there's a new loony tune in Hollywood, and her name is Amanda Bynes. What is it about child stars when they grow up?
Meanwhile the Kardashians are dashian from spotlight to spotlight, still with no visible talent whatsoever except being able to have sex in the spotlight.
And if the ladies, aren't enough, Michael Douglas has told us more about his sexual habits than we really wanted to know. Um--keep your mouth shut, Mike.