1) You've seen a roadrunner streak down the top rail of your chainlink fence.
2) Your local grocery store carries deer and rabbit repellent.
3) You can't make it to work if the dry creek at the bottom of your property floods.
4) You know darn well a platform in a tree isn't a kid's playhouse.
5) Jehovah's Witnesses do not walk, but drive, to your house.
6) All five vehicles in front of you on the road are pick-ups.
7) Whitetails shelter in your carport when it rains.
8) You can't dig down further than five inches without hitting limestone.
9) Within ten miles, you can shop at Wolf Ranch, buy a car at Auto Ranch, browse bestsellers at Lazy Rocking W Books and Gifts, or attend Sunday services at the Cowboy Church.
10) You are fortunate enough to have the inspiration to write lists like this.
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1 comment:
Spot-on! Thanks for a clever look at our little piece of the world.
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