Plastic Dreams

I want to win the lottery
Which I would use responsibly:
Donate to church and charity;
Help out the friends and family;
And buy myself, quite honestly,
Selective plastic surgery.

I know just where it would begin:
Lift the forehead, then the chin--
Erase the bags beneath the eyes,
Lipo out the bulging thighs;
Buy myself a nice lap-band,
And dermabrasion with fine sand.

That's all I need, my dears, you see,
To be myself, quite naturally.