BRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I'd be wearing Mother's mink jacket if I were going outside today, which I'm not.

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I've never been locked in before,

Unable to go beyond my door,

Except when I had measles bad,

And it's making me fire-breathing mad

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When I am charmed

Or alarmed

I expresses myself in verse

If I feel bad

Or super mad

I express myself far worse

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I'm seventy eight

So don't be late

Or I'll evaporate--

Hope I have time

To make a new rhyme

At seventy-nine

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