Fio's having a a tough time of it. She told the divine Liza that she'd send PRINCESS OF BOSQUE BEND in this weekend, the Lord be willin' an' the creeks don' rise. Well, apparently the Lord WASN'T willing and we KNOW the creeks rose, so Fio is running late. That last chapter isn't moving along as quickly as she thought it would, and she'll need a full day after that for proofreading.
Maybe it would help if Fiorella had ever learned how to type properly. Yeah, it's one finger on her right hand the and two on her left. She can actually rev up to fifty words a minute, but, needless to say, strange things happen when she mis-aims. Computers have all those auxiliary keys that can do such weird and wonderful things.
In her case, more weird than wonderful.