Personally Speaking

Jealous of Mommy's attention, Sonya Dog regularly inserts her snout between Fio and her laptop, which means that Fio has to clean off the screen before taking it in for repair .  It's like being sure you have on  clean underwear when you go to the hospital.
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While normal people look for paintings for their walls, Fiorella searches for walls for her paintings.  Yes, she still has several in storage.
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When was it that Fiorella changed from a young filly to an old nag?
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Husband insists that Fiorella's tombstone will read, "She was easily amused," which would be fine with Fio.  In fact, it makes her laugh.