The dog ate Fiorella's glasses.
With a teething puppy in the house, Fiorella's ears have become attuned to chomping sounds so when she thought she heard Sonya's teeth connecting with something other than rawhide, she tore herself away from writing a Fio to check, but too late. The mangled remains of her new glasses hung from baby dog's mouth.
Sonya is also attracted to shoes, especially the insoles. And Fio has had to snake computer cords up between the couch cushions so Sonya can't get to them. And she loves Husband's underwear.
Luckily, she never raises a fuss when any of these delicious treats are wrenched from her. mouth. But she does look wounded.