R.I.P.

I think we should all try to leave the world a little better for our having been here, because so many people seem to be leaving it a lot worse.
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Speaking of people with one foot in the grave, Hugh Hefner's habit of wearing comfy clothes appeals to Fio, although she suspects his trademark pajamas are accommodating a colostomy bag. And that those three vacant-eyed bimbos are closet RNs.
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I look in the glass at a face of a thousand wrinkles. Note to self: contribute magnifying mirror to Goodwill.
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I wouldn't mind getting older if it would also entail getting stronger, more agile, and better looking.