Being of a certain age, Fiorella regularly has symptoms, symptoms which her doctors, television shows, and every magazine on the market warn her about. But nausea, headaches, body pains, and "feeling funny" can also be completely benign. No way to tell the difference so Fio also regularly adds to the coffers of the local emergency room by getting herself checked in to be checked out at the drop of a hat.
So far all has been well--Fio's dodged the cancer bullet twice, diabetes twice, and heart attacks more times than can be counted. However, she currently is under the medical injunction to change her eating habits, exercise, and lose weight.
Being pro-active, she decided to do something about it.
She bought more life insurance.