Murder Will Out

Fiorella is constantly amazed by the number of people who Google things like "How to kill your wife and get away with it," or "Poisons that can't be traced," then are surprised when the cops nail them for murder.

Do they think the Internet is anonymous? Don't they realize there's a helpful little list that tells them--and everyone else--what sites have been visited lately?

And what about the people who splash blood all over the place, then try to clean it off? (That should clue in the cops right there--a husband scrubbing the floor.) Haven't they ever turned on the TV when Luminal was being sprayed around a crime scene?

Or the ones who diagram their lethal plans on a Big Chief pad, leaving an obvious imprint on the page beneath?

How embarrassing--not only to be killed by one's spouse, but for him to be proved dumber'n dirt. Fio has already informed Husband that if he ever decides to do her in, she hopes he's gracious enough to be clever about it.