Turnabout

Talk about an overused reference--if Fiorella hears one more thing or person being called iconic or legendary, she will s-c-r-e-a-m.
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Your faithful reporter has shed her Gretal persona and has rejoined the chain gang. Yes, she's piling rocks in her little red wagon and hauling it up to the hill to shore up the driveway again.
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WOW! Fio thought the funeral home money-grab was over--after all, payng for the grave marker was all that remained, and that shouldn't cost much, right? WRONGO! Try 4K on for size! Son saved the day by finding a less expensive marker on line, but Fio's still going to be paying through the nose.
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Should Fiorella shell out whatever she has left in the tatters of her bank account to buy a new computer? Does she dare consider a Mac? Friends have told her the switchover from a PC is difficult and, as you know, Fio is not a technological wunderkind. Hmmm....maybe she could get hold of a Mac on a trial basis.
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Don't tell anyone, but Fio has an appointment to get her forehead botoxed. Yes, she knows it's a stupid thing for someone who's worried about money to do, but she's tired of su frente looking like a washboard.
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