Personally Speaking

Fiorella gads around town in her Miata and uses the Mercedes to take the week's trash out to the curb. That's just how she rolls🤣
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There's something spooky about your Fio. Apparently, she can control the traffic flow on I-35. Yesterday, when she was driving down the southbound side to meet with friend Jane MP at Fish Daddy's, the flow on the northbound side ran at top speed, while the flow on her side slowed to a stop several times. Then, when she drove home, the southbound side ran at top speed while the northbound flow slowed and came to a stop several times. Hmm....
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The stupid Austin Anmerican-Statesman screwed up its delivery system again, and Fiorella had to drive six miles into town to buy a newspaper, which made her very angry. She NEEDS that paper every morning to get her motor running. To be more exact, she needs the funnies and the anagrams. The rest of the paper can "sink into the ocean."
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Hey, hijo mayor--the local feed store had two riding mowers out in its yard last week, but now it only has one. Prime time to sell off the old mower?
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It's hard to clean out Husband's desk because Fio doesn't know which items were more meaningful to him and should be saved.