Five Comments

I am what I am, but what it is I am always comes as a surprise to me.
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If you can't be positive, be funny.
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I can read and I can write
Look at me--I'm erudite!
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Sometimes I think all that men are good for is breeding and heavy lifting.
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I hope that somehow my 5'1/2" grandmother knows that her daughter grew to 5'2", her granddaughter uplifted the clan to 5'4", and her great-granddaughter has topped us all at 5'7".

P.S,: The rabbi's name was David SMALL. (I had him mixed up with Father Brown.)