Lactic Consideration

Whole milk and skim milk were all that existed when Fio was growing up, and skim milk was blue and tasted funny. Nowadays she can choose between whole milk, two percent, one percent, or skim, which doesn't taste funny anymore. Yeah, the dairies have figured out how to beat the diet-driven anti-milk campaign by serving up different mixes of their product.

On the other hand, maybe skim milk comes from skinny cows.

Ba-boom!