Your Fiorella has got to start putting her writings in order because right now, she doesn't know which of her short-short stories she's used in print or not----which is her excuse for posting this nasty little jewel:
Diet
Once upon a time there was a slender young woman, a good woman, who was married to the man of her dreams, while her best friend was fat and unmarried.
"If you lost some weight, your true nature would be revealed and you would be able to attract a man as wonderful as mine," the slender young woman told her friend. "I will help you."
So, with the encouragement of her slender young friend, the fat woman dieted away one hundred pounds to become a devastating beauty. In fact, she was so devastating that she was able to seduce her friend's husband to leave his wife for her.
"How can you do this to me?" the slender young woman complained to her formerly fat friend. "I have always been a good friend to you, and I was the one who helped you diet to reveal your true nature."
"Unfortunately," the formerly fat woman replied with a smile, "My true nature is evil."
GERMAN: die Liebe love sounds like leebuh in English
das Lied song sounds like leed in English
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