CARRY ON....

 Hey, hey, hey, it looks like Fiorella will finally be able to attend her church this coming Sunday thanks to the City and her own old age. OOOOPS! Is this that same group that your girl refused to use last year because they looked so oily? Oh well, time will tell, but if you see Fio trying to disengaging herself from an oily looking bus, please stop and give her a ride on your nice, clean cushions

Actually, your girl does feel a little odd because she's been working so hard on her current art project, the 4X5 of her family, so hard that she was a bit dazed when she called it quits for the day. If only her painting would go faster.....but then, what would she have to complain about?

 ()Where is Evelyn Palfry and how can I meet up with you?)

 

 

 I wrote this little gem a while back:

Paradise

Heaven was, well, heavenly. Every day was just as  wonderful as the day before. The sun was always a blushing gold, and the sunset a drama of orange and black. The grass was always green and smelled of eternal spring. George golfed with his spirit guide every day and always won. His wife never whined and his children were always polite, obedient, and happy.

In fact, after a while, perfection got somewhat boring.

 "I really didn't realize heaven would be so boring," George said to his spirit guide.

The being looked at him in surprise. "What made you think this is heaven?"

GERMAN: Onkel (uncle)....the O needs to sound like "own"

 Tante (Aunt.......takes off the first T and last e, 

but I seem to remember that the "a" is pronounced like "ATH" in bath.