How's Life, Fio?

Facebook is almost dead right now--just the few old memes floating around, but Fiorella suspects it's the lull before the storm. We'll see.
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     Presidential Getaway

     Fleeing to Florida--
     Boo-hoo-hoo
     Does Nancy Pelosi
     Frighten you?

     She's got the goods
     On you, you know,
     From emoluments
     To quid pro quo

     Fleeing to Florida--
     Hurry up and run
     'Cause Pelosi's got you
     Under the gun
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It's amazing how getting both cars back energizes Fiorella. She's got wheels again. HELLO, WORLD!
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In the meantime, she's been thinking up romance circumstances--like an older, handsome employer trying to fix his pretty, middle-aged maid's watch, which leads to other things as they stand in close contact. She got the idea because she put her watch on upside down when she changed the time, and now she can't get it off again.
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GRRRRR! Can't Fio go through at least ONE DAY without messing up? Daughter and her beau drove her to Mazda to reclaim Baby Car, and Fio left her precious lista amarilla, which is about three tablets thick now, in their back seat. Bless Daughter for volunteering to drive la lista up from Austin in the morning, but, in the meantime, Fiorella is at loose ends.