Assorted Shorts

Fiorella ate a whole bag of chocolate cookies the other day and fully expected to be up all night with GERD, but instead, she slept like a baby. Hmm....
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How can you expect Fio to remember the date when it changes every day?

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Fio is tired of "doing the right thing" and ending up on the losing end. Maybe she should try being a bad girl for a change.
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Fiorella is packing away her Halloween decorations with a heavy heart. Each holiday that passes puts her closer to her move-out date.
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You realize, of course, that Fiorella would make a blog out of her own funeral.