Don't tell anyone, but Fiorella has cornered the market for Russell Stover chocolate bunnies in her neck of the woods. Yeah, there are probably a few stragglers bouncing around, but she's in bunny heaven right about now. The only downside is that those five pounds she gained aren't gonna go away any time soon. Once Fio takes that fatal first bite, she can't stop.
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Okay, yours truly has had it with the HGTV renovation shows. They're all alike, and they are getting b-o r-i-n-g . The brassy decorators all follow the same trends and have the same spiels. Fiorella herself doesn't CARE how stylish something is, if it's tacky it's tacky.
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Back to more important things, Fio wishes to assert that chicken Peeps taste better than rabbit Peeps because they're more natural, just like chocolate molded into the shape of a bunny tastes better than a plain-jane chocolate bar.
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Fiorella grew up with a TV in the household, and she did her homework lying on the floor in front of the boob tube, but now, in her dotage, she rarely watches it. Her exceptions are Big Bang Theory, Colbert's opening monologue, the SNL cold opening, weather predictions, and, every now and then, a Spanish-language channel. (Weird, but so is Fio.)
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Question of the day--why do some people feel the need to mess up a public restroom?
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