Wednesday, November 7, 2018

Yesterday's News

TUESDAY
     Fiorella was on pins and needles all day because it was the day, but come evening, she doesn't want to look at the results because she is afraid of what they will be. She's peeked a little and has been happy about some of them, but is terribly depressed about others. As far as she's concerned, people like Lyin' Ted stole their elections as surely as the thieves who made three drive-bys and stole her campaign signs--two BETO signs, a BJ Hegar sign, and the SHAME sign. Fio's betting that when she checks tomorrow morning, her VOTE sign will be gone too.
     Why do people vote for low-lifes who will make their lives worse? Who oppose gun control? Who want to shred Medicare and Medicaid? Who borrow money from Russia and China to buy yachts and grandiose homes? Who lie through their hats every time they turn around?
     Weep with Fiorella. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE USA?



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