PARENTS OF SCHOOL-AGE CHILDREN! Fiorella has the answer you've been waiting for when it comes to protecting your kids.
All it would take is maybe one for every twenty or so students, and, if the robots are properly programmed, they will never get bored, fall sleep, take a day off, use the restroom while they're on duty, pop off a shot just for fun, forget the combination to the drawer they put their firearm in, or those many problems that occur when one is dealing with human beings working for their daily bread.
And the great thing is that the robots would probably only cost about $100,000 apiece, which Fio is sure the NRA will gladly pay in order to protect its AK-15s. It's a win-win situation.