Baby Bump?

Okay, Fiorella just has to write about Jennifer Anniston--everyone else has.  Jen's had more coverage this past week than Kim Kardashian, and for far less reason

The whole ploy is cleverly subtle--she wore a dress with a full skirt. Apparently the only conclusion rabid Jennifer-watchers could reach, photos of a flat-bellied star wearing a a barely-there bikini while vacationing in Mexico to the contrary, was that she pregnant.  With twins, of course--half of Hollywood has fertility-treatment twins.

Fio's hat is off to you, Jennifer.  Let's see if you can tease the press for another couple of weeks and beat ol' Kim's coverage to smithereens.  Speaking of which, Fio's convinced that the Kardashian pregnancy is false, a ruse to persuade her pathetic short-term husband to agree to the divorce on her terms.