If Libya is divided, will its capitol be demoted from Tri-poli to Bi-poli? Or even Mono-poli? (In which case, I want Boardwalk.)
So, judging by the ever-decreasing viewing audience, nobody cares about the Oscars. But why should they when they've got U-Tube?
Where is the real Charlie Sheen and who is this clown running around with his face on?