Not sure I've presented this "short" to you before, but it's good for a second run. I call it Diet.
Once upon a time there was a slender young woman, a good woman, who was married to the man of her dreams, but her best friend was fat and unmarried.
"If you lost some weight, your true nature would be revealed and you would be able to attract a husband as wonderful as mine," the slender young woman told her. "I will help you."
So, with the encouragement of her slender young friend, the fat woman dieted away one hundred pounds to become a devastating beauty. She was so devastating, in fact, that she was able to seduce her friend's husband, who left his wife for her.
"How could you do this to me, the young woman complained to her. formerly fat friend. "I have always been a good friend to you, and I was the one who helped you diet to reveal your true nature."
"Unfortunately for you," the formerly fat woman replied with a smile, "My true nature is evil."
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That's all for today. Fiorella is running short.
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