Back to Earth and Triviality

Yes, that was Fiorella you saw running two red lights the other day.  She's usually obedient, but in emergencies, she's expedient. (Also, she's always wondered if she could get away with it.)
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It's a surprise that Fio's legs haven't fallen off, as much as she 's always checking things out around everywhere in the house and out.
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Fiorella blushingly admits that that she looks years younger than her birthdate says she is--if you stand about twenty yards distant from her.
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Help--the ants have invaded the kitchen, and Fiorella doesn't know what to do but smash them. She's never had an ant problem before
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Fio almost forgot to tell you that she learned how to say hello in Choctaw while she was in the hospital: halito. She also realized her doctor was Chinese and thanked her appropriately with sheh-sheh, then startled a few of her Indian nurses by greeting them with the Hindi, Malayalam, and Telugu words for hello: nameste, namaskar, and namaskaramandi.