Stray Thoughts

Daughter has been after Fio to start using mascara and lip liner again, so being an obediant mother, she is complying with her offspring's orders.
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Correction: the blue-eyed dominance holds true only for Fio's line of the family. Her cousins are mostly brown-eyed, like their mother.
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Why do guys who rig skimmers at gas stations get sent to jail and those who rig elections ride high, wide, and handsome?
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Fiorella was creative before it was stylish (when it was just considered weird).
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Somewhere up in the universe, John McCain is laughing his ass off as his flag goes up and down, up and down.