The second day of Fio’s adventure
was not that great so she’ll regale you with more of her canned comments:
Fiorella has noticed that her baby brother’s mustache is
graying. One of her friends is planning
a facelift. Another one is suddenly a grandmother. Everyone is getting older—except for Fio, of course. (Although she
will admit she is pathetically grateful to any young squirt who admits he’s forgotten
something.)
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How do you know you’re all grown up? Stage 1: Teenager supermarket
clerks quit hitting on you. Stage 2: They address you as “ma’am.” Stage 3:They
start hitting on your daughter.
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Fiorella wants to be cloned so she can do all the things she
wishes she had done when she was younger. But she wants to keep the experience
she has now—it’s been hard won.
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