Tuesday, June 26, 2018

Complaints Department

Fio doesn't like watching TV in the daytime, especially early in the mornng, because it dumbs her down, but she likes to watch it before she go to bed, when she wants to be dumbed down. HG TV and My 600-Pound Life numb her well, and the first 15 minutes of Colbert assure her that there is  still hope for the world.
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I do not like you, my Chase Bank
The  reason why, you know full well
You broke your promise, screwed me over
And made my life a branch of hell
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Windows 10 is far too helpful, always trying to supply Fio with words and references that aren't at all what she is aiming for. It also makes chirpy suggestions on her wallpaper page that she is not the least bit interested in.
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No, Sarah. You do not get a free ride. There are consequences for lying through your teeth.
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Every morning and every evening, Fiorella gets on her hobby horse and gallops through the posts in FB, her saber swinging. But now she wants more. She wants ACTION!

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