You've heard the news, haven't you? First butter, then eggs, then chocolate--now caffeine. Yes, caffeine has been rehabilitated. Apparently it's a brain stimulant and can even fend off Alzheimer's to some degree.
Fiorella, who hates coffee, had better revise her beverage menu. On the other hand, there are those who would say that Fio's brain has long since gone south and there's not the least chance of retrieving it.