Aha!

It's come out now that Michael Jackson is not the biological father of his three children--as if anyone who had a basic knowledge of genetics ever thought they were.

But the shocker is that Debbie Rowe is not the biological mother either, just a hired surrogate.

Now we know. Pubic opinion wouldn't stand for him palling around with any more young children, so he bought some and grew them. They were his possessions, and now that their owner is dead, they will probably be discarded. I wish them well, poor lambs.