From High School to Politics

Hooray for your Fio! She's finally finished an epic account of her life and will be sending it off to her high school graduating class newsletter. Of course, she mainly talked about the ups. The downs are nobody's business.
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Thank goodness Fiorella took Physics in high school because, being aware of the co-efficient of drag, she always carries the heaviest part of a load--like tree limbs--in her arms and let the rest trail behind.
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Fio started doing something important. Then something that was more important popped up. Then something even more important popped up  and....you get the picture.
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It's irritating when you put your heroine in a really complicated situation, then realize your plan for her escape won't work. Back to the drawing board, Fiorella.
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Across the miles and far away
Putin slaps his knee with joy
Proud of how his baby boy
His country has betrayed