Lies Fiorella Tells Herself

That she's only going to eat half the package of black licorice Twizzlers.
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That she's going to buy herself some new black shoes and get rid of her twenty-year-old lace-ups that she freshens up with Magic Marker.
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That it's a good idea to put off researching boring legal stuff this afternoon because she'll be more alert in the morning.
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That if she tunes in the Spanish-speaking TV stations every now and then, she'll eventually learn to speak el espanol.
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That she looks twenty years younger than her birth certificate when actually she only looks ten years younger.😉