Flotsam and Jetsam from Fio's Notes

We are all the centers of our own universes and see everything from our own unique viewpoints, like blind men describing an elephant.
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There's a close connection between humor and pain, and the relationship isn't just laughing away one's troubles or singing in the rain.  It's about the adrenaline of cruelty.  Think about the classic guy-slipping-on-a-banana-peel routine.  Think of the Three Stooges bonking each other on the head.
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Fiorella heard what sounded like a mower way too close, maybe on her own property so she started walking toward  it.  Yeah, Fio is as curious as a cow.
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Death waits for no man, but take it from Fiorella, a newly bereaved woman can wait forever in a funeral home.
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Even one Russian-influenced vote is one too many.