Thursday, May 24, 2012

Health Food Lament

Red wine is bitter
Yogurt's too sweet
Honey is yucky
And sticks to your teeth.

Limas are gritty
And so are peas
And I wretch at the thought
Of eating goat cheese.

Granola is nasty
Bran flakes too dry
Brown bread is rank
Whether whole wheat  or rye

So com'on, Jake
Gimme a break
A chocolate shake
A pan-fried steak
And top it off
With birthday cake

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