Bigger Bang

Fiorella couldn't sleep the other night so she worked out more plot solutions for Big Bang Theory.  I think she's already told you that Howard's unseen mother should move to Florida--maybe with a man--and give the house to Howard and Bernadette. And that Penny should get an acting job and plan to move, then marry Leonard, leaving Sheldon to audition a bevy of roommate candidates, only to come to the conclusion that only Amy Farrah Fowler will fit the bill.

Now to get Sheldon and Amy--uh--together, and to do something about Raj's psychosomatic muteness.

How about having Sheldon and Amy sit down to discuss creating a child to benefit mankind--by in vitro and surrogate, of course, to avoid all the ridiculous things people do when they're sexually aroused, which they'll start enumerating and describing.  Five minutes in, they're tearing off each others' clothes.  They'll end up holing up in the apartment for two weeks, phoning their friends to leave food at the door.

Now for Raj.  Let's say he sees a lovely young woman about to have a piano fall on her head or fall under a truck or something, yells a warning, and rescues her.  Not realizing he has saved her life, she tongue lashes him.  He responds accordingly, shocked out of his silence. She apologizes, introduces herself; he gives his name and realizes the curse is broken.

Hollywood, are you listening?