Friday, February 5, 2010

Either Or

Fiorella has lost two pounds and already her wrists seem smaller and her clothes feel looser. But then, Fio possesses amazing powers of self-delusion, almost as strong as her power for fouling up electronics.

Yes, she's done it again. Her laptop won't recharge, despite the new battery being just a couple of months old. Maybe Fio should wear a lead shield. But think of how much THAT would add to her weight.

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