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I want good TV, that is, shows I want to see. I want Harry Dresden to return, and Wolf Lake too. I want more shows like Absolutely Fabulous, Couplings, Keeping Up Appearances, and The Kumars at No. 42. I want more Will and Grace featuring Debbie Reynolds.

Enough with the reality shows. I admit to watching Project Runway, but that's getting old too. I still watch Little People, Big World out of habit, but the family's free-spending lifestyle is a bit obscene in today's economic climate. How about some nice, happy fiction?

Please, someone--come up with a bunch of clever, fast-moving shows that knock my socks off.

Don't drive me to watching old Lawrence Welk reruns.