Your girl has been literally tearing her hair out trying to find more of her poetry to entertain you, but all she can find is some very short shorts like these:
Diet
Once upon a time there was a slender young woman, a good woman who was married to to the the man of her dreams. Her best friend was fat and unmarried .
"If you lost some weight, your true nature would be revealed and you would be able to attract a husband as wonderful as mine," the slender young woman said. "I will help you."
So, with the encouragement of her friend, the far woman dieted away one hundred pounds to become a devastating beauty. She was so devastating, in fact, that she was able to seduce her friend's husband, who left his wife for her.
"How could you do this to me," the slender young woman complained to her former fat friend. "I have always been a good friend to you, and I was the one who helped you diet to reveal your true nature."
"Yes," the woman replied," but unfortunately, my true nature is evil.
Paradise
Heaven was, well, heavenly. Each day was just as wonderful as the day before. The sun was always a blushing gold, the sunset a drama of orange and black. The grass was always green and smelled of eternal spring. George golfed with his spirit guide every day and always won. His wife never whined and his children were always polite, obedient, and happy.
Everything was the same, day after day. In fact, after a while, perfection got somewhat boring.
"I didn't realize heaven would be so much the same all the time," George finally said to his spirit guide.
His guide looked at him in surprise. "What made you think this is heaven?"
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