Vitamin K, Income Tax, Fed-ExKinko's, Dogs, Louann

It's a wonder that Fiorella is so healthy that her doctor has relegated her to the "See you again in six months" list, but maybe all the chocolate she eats compensates for her lack of Vitamin K.  After all, cocoa comes from a bean.
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Fio is cleaning out the attic room now, and it's slow going because Husband is burning all the income tax records from ancient days in the barbecue outside, and those thick checkbooks don't want to go.
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News flash: Fio was in Fed-Ex Kinko's yesterday to photocopy some current income tax pages, and she asked if the company was still with NRA. The manager told her he had been sent a script of what to say if anyone inquired, but Fio didn't hang around to find out what lame-brain excuse Fed-Ex had come up with. NEVER AGAIN!
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All the dogs in the neighborhood are in an uproar, and Sonia has rushed outside to join in. A stray canine? A coyote? A prowler? Who knows, but our heroine is determined to keep the intruder at bay.
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Fio's favorite comic strip, "Louann," has been cookin' with gas lately. Bad girl Tiffany is turning into a good girl, with bad boy Les aiding and abetting. As a fiction writer, Fiorella also appreciates the way each strip ends with a cliff-hanger. That's what keeps a reader reading.