Greetings, Fellow Mortals!
Yes, Fio is running late. A little problema with her computadora, claro que si. To be preciso, her internet wouldn't open up. Panic--was it another internet attack? Fio sped off to ever-reliable Click, where her internet opened up immediately, so she brought la computadora back home and her esposo labored in his oficina for half an hora and finally got la machina working right, although Fio has to go round-about ways to reach Google News, Facebook, and her G-mail.
Will Fiorella every have a nice, peaceful, productive day again or has she already entered the gates of electronic hell?