What to do with a captive armadillo?
Yes, Fio and Husband finally caught one of the beasties that has been plowing their yard and trying to dig up their water pipe. Husband figured out how to set up the trap and Fiorella, who got friendly with the pest control service guys she used to employ, knew exactly where to put it and how to place the side pieces so they would funnel the armadillo into the hair-trigger cage.
But now they have to get rid of the beast and reset the trap for the rest of the tribe. The pest service guys would throw trapped armadillos into the back of their truck, take them further out into the boondocks, and shoot them, then take their remains to the dump, but Fio and Husband are squeamish about killing things.
City friends are all for transporting our armadillo out of the area and releasing it, but transporting it in either one of our cars is not going to happen--armadillos are vile creatures. Also, the pest control people told Fio that armadillos will usually return to their accustomed habitats.
Maybe the neighbors will blast the armadillo for us. Check back later for a follow -up.