Donald Trump is trying to buy the presidency, and everyone knows it's for sale, that the candidate with the bigger war chest wins. Why else is Fio's email inbox overflowing with pleas for donations?
The one good thing Fiorella can say about The Donald is that he's running on his own dime. But that also means he doesn't have to answer to anybody. Yes, he's free to bash anybody he wants to--and he does. Brown people, women people, hero people.
A lot of people comment about his hair, but Fio is more concerned about what doesn't lie under it.