In re Caitlyn saying she'd like to have a boyfriend so she could feel like a normal woman: Give it up, guy. No matter how much "work," how many botox and Juvederm injections, you're the age you are, and a "normal" sixty-five year old woman does not attract that many hunky men.
In re Donald Trump and whatever trash talk will come out of his mouth today: Donald, you've got me hooked. I'm addicted. You've swept past Edge City as my favorite and most reliable cartoon.
In re Jennifer Aniston, who has been reported pregnant more times than Michelle Duggar. Jennifer, the only way the stories will go away is for you to have a sex change and call yourself Bruce.