Fiorella doesn't like the concept of competitive eating. It's gross and disrespects food. She doesn't like the Kardashians either--they're gross and disrespect decency.
How about somebody manufacturing a laptop with a handle on it so Fio can carry it like a briefcase? And has she told you she wants a laptop that, like her new printer, doesn't feed itself through cords trailing across the floor?
Fio has just discovered she misused the word "importunate." Too bad. Wasn't the first, won't be the last.