Fio's no Lance Armstrong fan, but it's so long in the past that she really doesn't care whether he was was doping or not. Besides, she bets everyone else in the race was doping too. Actually, she's wondered whether illegal substances have any real effect on athletes than psychological.
Fio's also been thinking about Charlie Sheen, who's also finally drifted off the public radar. It was exciting while it lasted--he was like a supernova, growing bigger and bigger until he finally exploded. But when the stardust cleared, Sheen was nothing but a burnt-out dwarf.
Another headline-grabber Fio doesn't care about is Arnold Schwarzenegger. What a sleaze.