Thursday, January 6, 2011

Oprah the Octopus

Fio doesn't know about you, but she resents Oprah's eponymously-named network taking over from Discovery, Health. When all other TV fare failed, Fio could usually count on Channel 279 for a good feature on weird diseases, graphic plastic surgery, and specials on multiples and dwarves. She really isn't interested in hearing Dr. Oz tell her to lose weight or Dr. Phil lecturing her about her psyche.

The only good thing is that Fio's always wanted to have an occasion to used the word "eponymous."

1 comment:

Gary said...

I’m planning to give my name to a coral reef in Hawaii. Maybe I’ll see the Oprah Octopus there???