Ode to Crocs

How I love my bright red Crocs,
More than sneakers, more than mocs.
I love to wear them on concrete
'Cause they protect my tender feet;
I love to wear them when it rains
'Cause they are made with built-in drains.
I love their comfort, love their fit,
And that's about the size of it.

How I love my bright red Crocs,
Worn on bare feet or with socks.
I bought my pair for thirty bucks
But now the price is up. Aw, shucks--

That sucks.