Lashing Out

Channel surfing, Fiorella tuned in on the Nancy Grace show just in time to see George Anthony lash out at the lawyer deposing him in regard to his dead granddaughter's supposed nanny, Zenaida Gonzales. George was complaining about the way the lawyer "pro-noun-ci-ated" Ms. Gonzales's nickname as "Zenny," saying it was "Z-A-N-Y," which he pronounced to rhyme with "nanny." To Fiorella, Z-A-N-Y rhymes with "brainy," which George obviously is not. Perhaps he needs to learn to "pro-noun-ci-ate" a little better himself.

Fio also caught a glimpse of Levi Johnston, father of Rush Limbaugh's favorite love child, lashing out at his former inamorata's family, especially presidential hopeful Sarah Palin. The whole thing is a sleazy mess, but Johnston's bid for another fifteen minutes of fame hits a new low in reality programming.

And last, who can escape the Octumom, lashing out at the free nursing service and anything else that interferes with her high, wide and handsome lifestyle? Babe, there's more to mothering than giving birth like a Beagle and buying that $350 K house you've always wanted.