Showing posts with label Piers Morgan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piers Morgan. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

TV Tidings

When Fiorella turned on TV last night, she switched quickly through the talking heads discussing chemical warfare in Syria and past Piers Morgan dissing Congress for backing away from banning assault guns and went straight to Scott McGillivray's Income Property, one of her favorites.  It's not that she doesn't care about chemical warfare or gun control--it's that she can't do a thing about either of them and wants to be in a pleasant frame of mind before she shuts her eyes at night.

Which is also the reason that she won't be watching the Duggars flaunting their nineteen children in one-child China.


Sunday, January 13, 2013

Celebrity Snippets

A four-way sex scene with three porn stars in her most recent film?  No wonder LINDSAY LOHAN drinks.
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 Fio proposes a quick method for identifying at least 100,000 crazies who shouldn't be allowed to buy guns.  Just  check out the people who have signed Alex Jones's petition to get PIERS MORGAN deported.
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So, TOM CRUISE, perhaps confusing life with Hollywood, considers himself empowered to drive out the alien invaders within us.  Martians or hookworms?  Whatever, physician, first cure thyself.
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Fiorella is not that concerned about the British royal family, but she doesn't like the recent official portrait of KATE MIDDLETON.  It's one-dimensional, dull, and--well--stupid looking. 

Monday, August 22, 2011

Morgan Wins

Christine O'Donnell walking out on her interview was a publicity bonanza for Piers Morgan.

O'Donnell appeared on his talk show to promote her book, Troublemaker, but more so to promote her own particular political viewpoint. Fio gives her credit--she's articulate as all get-out. Yet, in the end, it's all slogans.

What ostensibly got O'Donnell's goat was Morgan questioning her about her views, as expressed in her book, about same-sex marriage, masturbation and something else Fio can't remember. Even though O'Donnell was on the program to promote her book, she didn't want to talk about these points, which might interest prospective readers, but about her views of government, which were sort of boring and ran toward demagoguery.

She also objected to Morgan's "rudeness," saying that, as his guest, she should be the one to determine the topics of conversation. Sorry, babe. It doesn't work that way. It's a talk show, not your own private infomercial. Morgan is after ratings and people are less likely to switch channels if you're talking about hot topics than lecturing at them about the founding fathers.

Christine O'Donnell--she might not be a witch, but she certainly is a troublemaker. And an egomaniacal one at that.