Celebrity Snippets

Jennifer vs. Angelina.  Forget about Brad Pitt--it's the belly vs. the breasts to determine who can generate the most publicity,  Jennifer Aniston's supposed pregnancy or Angelina Jolie's mastectomy.
Right now, Jennifer's winning.  If she wears anything other than skin-tight, she's supposedly proved the tabloids right.
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Now that Lindsay Lohan is locked away for a couple of months, there's a new loony tune in Hollywood, and her name is Amanda Bynes.  What is it about child stars when they grow up?
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Meanwhile the Kardashians are dashian from spotlight to spotlight, still with no visible talent whatsoever except being able to have sex in the spotlight.
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And if the ladies, aren't enough, Michael Douglas has told us more about his sexual habits than we really wanted to know.  Um--keep your mouth shut, Mike.

Celebrity Snippets

A four-way sex scene with three porn stars in her most recent film?  No wonder LINDSAY LOHAN drinks.
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 Fio proposes a quick method for identifying at least 100,000 crazies who shouldn't be allowed to buy guns.  Just  check out the people who have signed Alex Jones's petition to get PIERS MORGAN deported.
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So, TOM CRUISE, perhaps confusing life with Hollywood, considers himself empowered to drive out the alien invaders within us.  Martians or hookworms?  Whatever, physician, first cure thyself.
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Fiorella is not that concerned about the British royal family, but she doesn't like the recent official portrait of KATE MIDDLETON.  It's one-dimensional, dull, and--well--stupid looking. 

News Updates

Fio would like to be part of the forty-seven percent who don't have to pony up to IRS, but, except for the lean student years just after she and Husband got married, they've always had to pay the piper.  Now that they are more comfortably fixed, she'd still rather not pay--like the millionaires who've figured out ways to get around taxes.  Um--does that mean they support Obama?
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Fiorella is amused that people have finally realized we've probably contaminated the moon and Mars with our landings, that minute microbes could have made it through the sterilization process and are seeding the universe.  She figured that out  some time ago, but her postulation goes even further.  Microbe or not, she thinks the capsules and payload themselves are contaminants because they cut the time/space continuum.

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Lindsay Lohan has been arrested again.  But what's new?

Cynical Fio

Pakistan--fascinating how outraged the Paskistanis are--not that bin Laden was living in their midst, but that the US took him out without consulting them first.
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Lindsay's reading a good script now. Probably setting the stage for her upcoming probation-breaking trial. Sorry to be cynical, but this leopard' spots, etc.
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Fio thinks Hackabee was wise in deciding not to run for the Republican nomination. The candidates are going to be tearing each other to shreds this year, each one more vicious than the next, and a dog fight within a kennel produces no winners. It all started when the GOP, desperate to undermine Obama, started pandering to the Tea Party. It was a bad bargain with a million Rumplestiltskins, and now the party is stuck with it.

Black Holes

Sheen, Lohan, Gibson. They're like watching a corpse decay.

It's called being out of touch with reality. Maybe because of alcohol and drugs. Maybe because of adulation and power. Maybe because they live in the La-la-land called show biz.

Whatever, some evil genius has crept into their brains and taken them over. They've exploded, becoming their own horror shows.

And once they shone so brightly.

And Again

Apparently the excuse that will be given for Lindsay making off with the famous $2500 necklace is that she's scatterbrained.

Fio understands these things can happen. In fact, she walked out of Barnes and Noble a couple of weeks ago with the latest Susan Elizabeth Phillips opus under her arm, personally autographed but not paid for, and didn't realize it till she was twenty miles down the road. Needless to say, as soon as the store opened the next morning, Fio was on the phone, embarrassed but honest, credit card in hand.

Guess our girl will never make it in Hollywood.

Lilo Again

Didn't we all expect it?

Lindsay's a train wreck waiting to happen--again. She's still on the wrong tracks and apparently there's no helping it.

Maybe it's a sense of entitlement reinforced by being allowed to get away with bad behavior for so long that she's lost all sense of right and wrong. Maybe it's that she thinks the laws don't apply to celebrities. Maybe it's her long history of people kowtowing to her--forgiving and forgetting. Maybe it's because she's lived her life in the spotlight, starting at age three. Maybe it's bad parental models or bad genes.

Whatever, public interest has turned to blood lust. Hang her high so we can watch her kick and scream in the noose! That's entertainment!

Box Office Poison?

How about putting Tom Cruise and Mel Gibson together in a movie, just to check how far away audiences will stay.

Oh, wait--we need a leading lady. Lindsay Lohan?